Posted on June 30, 2010 by zito
Football is often called the ultimate team sport. But my brother Mark and I didn’t always have twenty other guys. So we played one-on-one football.
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Posted on June 28, 2010 by zito
“Calculating route.”
“I’m just stopping for gas! You don’t need to-God, why do I even talk to you!”
My GPS and I have a love/hate relationship. I’m sometimes ashamed of the way I speak to her. But she starts it!
That terse tone. That stilted cadence. I’m sick of her condescending attitude!
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Posted on June 24, 2010 by zito
There were no day care centers when I was a toddler. My father’s younger sister Rose used to come to house every morning and stay with me while Mom worked as a chemist at Mercy Hospital downtown and Dad tried to convince anyone who happened into Sears that what they really needed was a brand new washer and dryer.
I loved Aunt Rose.
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Posted on June 23, 2010 by zito
Before we could do anything else today, Vince, my 4 1/2 year-old son, insisted that we try to find the missing bucket from his Operation Game.
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Posted on June 21, 2010 by zito
Fifty is the first birthday where everyone makes jokes about your age. Not just youngsters, everyone. And apparently 50 is when you start using the word “youngsters.”
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Posted on June 17, 2010 by zito
My 4 1/2-year-old, Vince loves to play super heroes.
Spiderman is one of his favorites.
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Posted on June 16, 2010 by zito
Haiku is a type of poetry from the Japanese culture. The most common form for Haiku is three short lines.
The first line usually contains 5 syllables, the second line 7 syllables, and the third line contains 5 syllables.
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Posted on June 14, 2010 by zito
If you’re under 35 and reading this, believe me you didn’t miss much having to write checks for everything.
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Posted on June 11, 2010 by zito
I’ve been cracking wise to live audiences and/or radio callers for thirty years (please don’t bother, I’ve already double checked the math on that one.) and it’s left me prone to speak out of turn more than I’d care to admit. One upping a heckler can bring the house down, but hassling a clerk or a waitress is just plain rude.
But does that make it unfunny?
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Posted on June 10, 2010 by zito
Why is it that tradesmen always tell me everything is “easy?”
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